Why’d you have to be so cute? It’s impossible to ignore you.
You all are going to be so pissed when it turns out that this is really a woman.
I WON’T. I wouldn’t even care. JR is fucking hot and girls are OHMYGOD, your point? haha.
Well, you’re young. And it’s cool when you’re young to think girls are OHMYGOD. It’s the in thing to do/be. Of course you can’t be cool and be a teenage girl these days without having to sucumb to peer pressure and diddle a twat or two. What would your friends think of you? I mean, shit…you have to be original like every other teenage girl and have a trist with the same sex. You wouldn’t want to dissapoint the other million teenage girls that are bisexual just to rebel, would you? No, of course you wouldn’t. And he’s only as hot as the next girl that comes along and looks all mysterious but it’s my guess that you’ll want to do her as well. I mean, it makes you unique. You’re original. Your tounge tastes of pussy. You’re the coolest thing since…well, pussy. Alright, I’m out of material. Said pussy too many times. (shit there is is again)
Good luck with trying to piss your parents off. I know it’ll work out for you.
