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Ah, tonight we’ll complain about Some of our tumblr bloggers.  Contrary to what you may believe (and this does not apply to everyone.  most of you either have something to actually say, or post decent pieces of art) posting every fucking thought that comes to your head is not as captivating as you think.  No one is that interesting.

I know three guys named Mike.  Who the fuck cares.                                   Today I went to the gym.  All that means is that your fat.                                  I wonder about the color of M&Ms.  Again you’re fat.                                How come everytime I cry my dog licks me? It’s cause your pussy wide open.

These and many more come one right after the other and usually from the same source.  It’s a sad attempt to get thier ‘numbers’ up.  Please, people who post random thoughts at least have them be enjoyable for the rest of us to read.  Tell us how you fucked the high school retard in a garbage dumpster after Commisary.  Tell us how you masterbated while taking an college algebra course.  Let us know that although he really loves you, you’re boyfriend regulary beats the fucking shit out of you.  With the latter, we would actually be able to feel emotion and empathy for your situation instead of reading about how you like Anchovies on your pizza and then making us want to piss in your mouth.

Thanks for listening.